Many millenniums ago when the new world order had began there was a boy called alchol who knew what was going on but not what to do. His mother a maggot his father a string of beads that made him so stange. But one day alchol did an atomic fart and that day his mother never returned making alchol as fat as ever. Imagine your mother never returning he remembered his friend saying as she started snorting and vomiting on him as he thought that he was a nappy, the worst thing that could possibly happen. Later that week alchol took driving to a new level, being only eleventy-seven years old, he decided to steal his headmasters Hummer rv with a trailer launcher plus a m4 with bayenet and finally the favoriten gun of his a minigun and he pushed his car back to his home to check everything was alright, but everything was a  dump (s@*^$#@!) with everybody in town partying thinking that alchol had died of boredom. Later that evening, saggot got his new mini-gun and shot the dipsticks (f#$*s) out of all the buildings and towers then he set a house on fire full of innocent people not partying that loved him his girlfriend mrs darfin a bra and got his chain-saw out and went on a chain-saw massacre. Then that’s how the legend of alcohol began. Alcohol is now added into drinks, which make people under alcohols command and gets them to go on rampages. And now in the 21st century alcohol shall live forever in our wine and beer……….. and do not trust over 18s when they are exposed to the destroyer of lives………………..