once there lived a fatherless soldier who once wanted to create a movie about himself wihout dieing so he did. Like a soldier no talking to the camera but death was closer than expeted…

Many millenniums ago when the new world order had began there was a boy called alchol who knew what was going on but not what to do. His mother a maggot his father a string of beads that made him so stange. But one day alchol did an atomic fart and that day his mother never returned making alchol as fat as ever. Imagine your mother never returning he remembered his friend saying as she started snorting and vomiting on him as he thought that he was a nappy, the worst thing that could possibly happen. Later that week alchol took driving to a new level, being only eleventy-seven years old, he decided to steal his headmasters Hummer rv with a trailer launcher plus a m4 with bayenet and finally the favoriten gun of his a minigun and he pushed his car back to his home to check everything was alright, but everything was a  dump (s@*^$#@!) with everybody in town partying thinking that alchol had died of boredom. Later that evening, saggot got his new mini-gun and shot the dipsticks (f#$*s) out of all the buildings and towers then he set a house on fire full of innocent people not partying that loved him his girlfriend mrs darfin a bra and got his chain-saw out and went on a chain-saw massacre. Then that’s how the legend of alcohol began. Alcohol is now added into drinks, which make people under alcohols command and gets them to go on rampages. And now in the 21st century alcohol shall live forever in our wine and beer……….. and do not trust over 18s when they are exposed to the destroyer of lives………………..

When the bomb was discovered
As my many years of a sage i never thought id encounter such a monstrous beast as i fought the young rythen it eventually lost its will to live and went away for its long painful death as i followed it i noticed a group of hunters chasing it soon after laying down camp a few meters away as they were about to attack i through my hot cocoa directly smashing the leaders skull soon after the event i found two pieces of gold with a carving on it like a moon as i walked closer to the rythen a secret passage opened revealing a whole buiding full of the rythens from big to small and as you could imagine as a human a threat a sage they attacked leaving me lying no water no food no clotes and no life as any naked person would do i tryed with the strength i had to find something to cover up all there was was a leaf tree branch and two sticks i tied the tree branch to the front with the sticks bent up as a vine and the leaf at the back because i was on a main street when i was attacked many came passed took one look laughed and walked off then i saw a shine and it was the gold which had been slightly cracked and when i walked the door did not open all the rythen were standing right behind me one walked forward it came up to me and bowed as a sage id know that means thankyou i bowed back to him and the lovely rythen disapeered the gold then was enlarged as a gift on my travel back i again encountered the thieves unfortunatly i was murdered and they then were killed from a rapid exposion from my gold there fore the atomic bomb by Perry west

pain a violent thing instead of a chat watch this clip……….