I am sorry to inform you but as a result of a few negitive recent events and the lack of updating this site I am forced to have **UNDERFACT** (c) closed and removed from the Net These are the last days i will have writing as my site closes in 28 days. If you are true **UNDERFACT** (c) members you must post a comment with a photo of yourself pulling the strangest face possible and your area so I can post a prize.

This competition ends in 27 days before the site closes P.S this is not closing and there is no competition.

Well here I am again talking to you guys my support group and boy don’t the tales I come up with just give you that wizz your looking for. Well this is NOT like that its more ahh.. a gay thing that came to me and stuffed my Waitangi day as i just started Fung Dung (Francis Douglas) yesterday 5th of Feb I needed a small break to take in all the Info …….

This is how it starts…

…so  I rung a Freind and asked if he could come round (to be honest “SILVER_MAN” is probably reading this right now) and as people normaly would he had plans I Didn’t care he couldn’t  come round so instead we had a good long talk on the phone so eventually we went out and ended up at the warehouse and wanted to get a radio for us/me (A male) and we found a boom box the last colour ironically was pink so as the last resort that was a huge sale i mean huge (90$ down to – 62$) so $ching$ $ching$ we bought it and Sims vacation and had to hurry so didn’t look at it and got home went to install it and looked at the cover and had to get a freaking magnify glass to SEE IT. So it explained the following

and that pissed me off whey put it *&%$*%$%#%$# (fucking) small and so now I need to buy the 30$ game to play a 10$ no wonder it was so cheap !! please if you want to help please make an account and send a helping comment or the name a website to look at or a  search  key word  please don’t fret its no catch and completely safe to do.

Thanx Pewe

P.S now you know my mistake do not try this at home!!!

Out of the front row if you think  I like the girl on the left go to “COMMENTS” and write “Left Hottie” and you email address or if you think i like i like the middle one write “beautiful middle babe” + your email address  for the one on the right write right “hot Beauty“+ email address we’ll reply to your posting comment and tell you RIGHT or wrong

hint: why would you need one its sooooo obvious i mean hes so hot hes glowing !!!

The honeymooners (me- guy, guy- girl)The honeymooners (me- guy, guy- girl)

OH Ahhh this is our honey moon This is us in nineteen ninety five age has passed us since 20 NOT

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POSTED BY: Your leader of Under-fact Pewe

There was a boy named “little Leroy” he asked his mum for a new bike, then after a while of asking Leroy’s mum told him that he should write to Jesus for a new bike. Leroy went to his room, got a piece of paper and pen out and wrote ” Dear Jesus, I’ve been a good boy and I’d like a new bike, from Leroy”. He thought about what he did in the past few years, he wrote “Dear Jesus, I’ve been an OK boy this year, and I’d like a new bike, from Leroy”. he thought hard and wrote”dear Jesus I wasn’t good this year but id like a bike Leroy” Leroy thought more deeply about it and went to the nearest church to pray and confess about how he’s been in the past few years, when he was about to exit the church, he stole a statue of Mary and ran home. In his letter he wrote this “Hey Jesus, if you want to see your mother again give me a new bike, from you know who.”

once there lived a fatherless soldier who once wanted to create a movie about himself wihout dieing so he did. Like a soldier no talking to the camera but death was closer than expeted…

Many millenniums ago when the new world order had began there was a boy called alchol who knew what was going on but not what to do. His mother a maggot his father a string of beads that made him so stange. But one day alchol did an atomic fart and that day his mother never returned making alchol as fat as ever. Imagine your mother never returning he remembered his friend saying as she started snorting and vomiting on him as he thought that he was a nappy, the worst thing that could possibly happen. Later that week alchol took driving to a new level, being only eleventy-seven years old, he decided to steal his headmasters Hummer rv with a trailer launcher plus a m4 with bayenet and finally the favoriten gun of his a minigun and he pushed his car back to his home to check everything was alright, but everything was a  dump (s@*^$#@!) with everybody in town partying thinking that alchol had died of boredom. Later that evening, saggot got his new mini-gun and shot the dipsticks (f#$*s) out of all the buildings and towers then he set a house on fire full of innocent people not partying that loved him his girlfriend mrs darfin a bra and got his chain-saw out and went on a chain-saw massacre. Then that’s how the legend of alcohol began. Alcohol is now added into drinks, which make people under alcohols command and gets them to go on rampages. And now in the 21st century alcohol shall live forever in our wine and beer……….. and do not trust over 18s when they are exposed to the destroyer of lives………………..

When the bomb was discovered
As my many years of a sage i never thought id encounter such a monstrous beast as i fought the young rythen it eventually lost its will to live and went away for its long painful death as i followed it i noticed a group of hunters chasing it soon after laying down camp a few meters away as they were about to attack i through my hot cocoa directly smashing the leaders skull soon after the event i found two pieces of gold with a carving on it like a moon as i walked closer to the rythen a secret passage opened revealing a whole buiding full of the rythens from big to small and as you could imagine as a human a threat a sage they attacked leaving me lying no water no food no clotes and no life as any naked person would do i tryed with the strength i had to find something to cover up all there was was a leaf tree branch and two sticks i tied the tree branch to the front with the sticks bent up as a vine and the leaf at the back because i was on a main street when i was attacked many came passed took one look laughed and walked off then i saw a shine and it was the gold which had been slightly cracked and when i walked the door did not open all the rythen were standing right behind me one walked forward it came up to me and bowed as a sage id know that means thankyou i bowed back to him and the lovely rythen disapeered the gold then was enlarged as a gift on my travel back i again encountered the thieves unfortunatly i was murdered and they then were killed from a rapid exposion from my gold there fore the atomic bomb by Perry west

pain a violent thing instead of a chat watch this clip……….